In a high voltage drama before parliament’s winter session today morning, Aam Aadmi Party Supremo Arvind Kejriwal launched ASS Bank (AAP Samosa Savings Bank) that will help common man tackle the currency crisis that India is currently facing due to sudden demonetization drive taken up by Narendra Modi government. AAS Bank has offered to exchange old 500s and 1000s rupees notes with Samosas that were specially prepared for Aam Aadmi Party meetings.
“We are, and have always been against black money. But we can not stand the harassment that is caused to common men & women.” Said Kejriwal while addressing media conference. “Aam Aadmi Party has never stashed any money – black or white – as whenever we receive any kind of funds, we immediately buy sasmosas and stock them in Delhi Chief Minister’s office. In fact, we have so many samsosas now that we can actually use them to replace existing currency. Modi talks about Digital India and wants bitcoin to replace black money. But samosa has far more potential as it wont just be limited to government’s digital locker but will serve as something that aam aadmi can hold in hand and if needed – can eat. Bitcoin, black money… Sabse bada scam toh wahi hai! sab mile hue hai ji. Samosa hi hai jo political revolution laayega. Desh jaldi badlega!”
This announcement has brought a cheer on faces of AAP fans who have been standing in queues outside bank and ATM with a disgruntled face. Starting tomorrow, massive crowd of AAP fans (commonly known as AAPTards) is expected outside Arvind Kejriwal’s ASS (ASS Bank) awaiting their share of Samosa in exchange of 500s and 1000s rupees currency that Modi government has recently banned and practically rendering all stashed black money worthless.
While BJP has not shown much of an enthusiasm over this recent development, West Bengal Chief Minister Mamata Benerjee has extended a lending to Aam Aadmi Party in form of Green Chutney as it may bring lot of Kripa as mentioned by Nirmal Baba.
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So this Samajwaadi VIP Rakesh Yadav was in hurry that he got out from his car (car with VIP horns/hooters labeled as Samajwadi Party)
And started misbehaving with the Sardarji who didn’t give him way because it was Red light on the traffic signal.
His daughter carried similar attitude and his father then tried to snatch my cellphone.Thanks to my cab driver that he took the car off that place.
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Location: sector 57
Date : 24 August 2016
Time: 8:00 am
Well known actor Leonardo DiCaprio announced today that he felt “proud” to return his Oscar award (soon to be won) as part of what he called an unparalleled political movement against ideological viciousness.
“If we do not have the right to dream freely, we will turn into a society that suffers from intellectual malnutrition, a nation of fools,” Leo said while spinning his totem to check if his awake or sleeping.
The 40-year-old has never won any Oscar award despite being nominated for three times. However, confident that he will win the Oscar someday, he has already return that in advance to protest against rising intolerance in India.
“I am very pleased to announce that have not won even a single Oscar yet (despite saving Kate Winslet from sinking in chilly night) but I am confident that someday, I will win an Award that I can return, because it allows me to be a part of a political movement initiated by writers, filmmakers and academics in India who have risen up against a kind of ideological viciousness and an assault on our collective IQ that will tear us apart and bury us very deep if we do not stand up to it now,” he mentioned. “It’s high time that we we use kick and wake up from this nightmare !”
Leo has also offered all the Oscars won by his long time collaborator Martin Scorsese on behalf of him. Infact, Leo is all set to launch and NGO that facilitates awardwapasi for entire Hollywood.