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Samajwadi Party VIP Rakesh Yadav & His daughter violating Red Single at Noida Sector 57

Samajwadi Party VIP Rakesh Yadav violating Red Single at Noida Sector 57

Samajwadi Party VIP Rakesh Yadav violating Red Single at Noida Sector 57

Original video shared here

So this Samajwaadi VIP Rakesh Yadav was in hurry that he got out from his car (car with VIP horns/hooters labeled as Samajwadi Party)
And started misbehaving with the Sardarji who didn’t give him way because it was Red light on the traffic signal.
His daughter carried similar attitude and his father then tried to snatch my cellphone.Thanks to my cab driver that he took the car off that place.

Please share this video and make him famous.
Location: sector 57
Date : 24 August 2016
Time: 8:00 am

Leonardo DiCaprio returns his Oscar in advance citing rising intolerance in India

Well known actor Leonardo DiCaprio announced today that he felt “proud” to return his Oscar award (soon to be won) as part of what he called an unparalleled political movement against ideological viciousness.

“If we do not have the right to dream freely, we will turn into a society that suffers from intellectual malnutrition, a nation of fools,” Leo said while spinning his totem to check if his awake or sleeping.

Leonardo DiCaprio returns his Oscar in advance citing rising intolerance in India

“If we do not have the right to dream freely, we will turn into a society that suffers from intellectual malnutrition, a nation of fools,” Leo said while spinning his totem to check if his awake or sleeping.

The 40-year-old has never won any Oscar award despite being nominated for three times. However, confident that he will win the Oscar someday, he has already return that in advance to protest against rising intolerance in India.

“I am very pleased to announce that have not won even a single Oscar yet (despite saving Kate Winslet from sinking in chilly night) but I am confident that someday, I will win an Award that I can return, because it allows me to be a part of a political movement initiated by writers, filmmakers and academics in India who have risen up against a kind of ideological viciousness and an assault on our collective IQ that will tear us apart and bury us very deep if we do not stand up to it now,” he mentioned. “It’s high time that we we use kick and wake up from this nightmare !”

Leo has also offered all the Oscars won by his long time collaborator Martin Scorsese on behalf of him. Infact, Leo is all set to launch and NGO that facilitates awardwapasi for entire Hollywood.

Rahul Gandhi’s secretary misplaces his Independence day cheat sheet, Sonia Gandhi fires him

“Not a day of politics, will talk tomorrow.” Said Rahul Gandhi after PM’s speech while fumbling in his pockets as he realized that cheat sheet he was provided had been misplaced. Rahul Gandhi’s disappointment and anger resulted into dismissal of his secretary who had misplaced Rahul Gandhi’s cheat sheet of anti-modi pointers to be presented in front of media.

Rahul Gandhi had to manage without such cheat sheet on India's 9th Independence day

Rahul Gandhi had to manage without such cheat sheet on India’s 9th Independence day

Immediately after honorable prime minister Narendra Modi concluded his speech from Red Fort, media turned their attention to Congress flag bearer Mr Gandhi for his verdict on Modi’s speech. However, they were let down by Mr Gandhi who still kept his hands in his pocket and continued looking for notes.

Anonymous sources suggested that they were sure about such blunder happening as Rahul Gandhi’s secretary wasn’t any good at his job. “Few days back, he misplaced Mr Gandhi’s list of all shows of POGO TV he was planning to watch. Rahul Gandhi complained about it to Sonia ma’m and she gave him second chance. But today it had crossed all the limits.”

We tried getting a reaction from his secretary who clearly seemed broken hearted. “I have always efficiently managed all notes for Rahul sir and whenever a note went missing, I have handled the situation by other means. After Nepal earthquake, at Nepal embassy, when Rahul Gandhi mixed his tribute note with Jupiter Velocity Theory, I was the one who immediately sent a copy of original notes to his phone via WhatsApp. Even today, just to avoid such situation, I had inserted multiple copies of his speech into pockets all of the kurtas he might be wearing. I have no idea how the note went missing.”

R&D Department of NASA has offered a permanent solution to this. “We can create a micro sized 3D printer which will stay in his pockets all the time. Whenever he needs cheat sheet on anything, we can simply email it to his smartphone and it will automatically be printed in his phone as this 3D printer will stay connected with the phone using Bluetooth. Or we can just give him Google Glass so that he can refer to notes while speaking in public, or even watch POGO TV and none will know ! He has been an avid contributor at NASA in our counting stars project. This is the least we can do for him.”

Disappointed for not being included in #Top10Criminals, Rahul Gandhi Starts his own trend #Top10Pappus

As Google started throwing Narendra Modi’s image when searched for #Top10Criminals, Rahul Gandhi ran into extreme disappointment as none of the Congress party showed up in that list. Angry Rahul Gandhi started his own trend #Top10Pappus and positioned his MEMEs circling around the internet.

Gangadhar hi shaktimaan hai ! #Top10Pappus

Gangadhar hi shaktimaan hai ! #Top10Pappus

Aur fir na, dragon balls main se dinosaur nikla itna bada #Top10Pappus

Aur fir na, dragon balls main se dinosaur nikla itna bada #Top10Pappus

Toh kya kissan, kissan jam nahi banaate? #Top10Pappus

Toh kya kissan, kissan jam nahi banaate? #Top10Pappus

Fir shaktimaan itna bada ho gaya #Top10Pappus

Fir shaktimaan itna bada ho gaya #Top10Pappus

Jumanji dekha kya? #Top10Pappus

Jumanji dekha kya? #Top10Pappus

I couldn’t see POGO #Top10Pappus

I couldn’t see POGO #Top10Pappus

Boomer ke saath abhi bhi free nahi milte tazzo #Top10Pappus

Boomer ke saath abhi bhi free nahi milte tazzo #Top10Pappus

I have never watched chhota bheem #Top10Pappus

I have never watched chhota bheem #Top10Pappus

Chhota bheem kaalia se haar gaya #Top10Pappus

Chhota bheem kaalia se haar gaya #Top10Pappus

Pikachu Jiggleypuff se zyaada cute hai #Top10Pappus

Pikachu Jiggleypuff se zyaada cute hai #Top10Pappus

Aaj Doraemon nahi dekh paaya #Top10Pappus

Aaj Doraemon nahi dekh paaya #Top10Pappus

Kisne kaha ki main POGO dekhta hu ! #Top10Pappus

Kisne kaha ki main POGO dekhta hu ! #Top10Pappus