In a major blow to ambitious parents, Doon school has denied admission to a boy after he recognized Sonia Gandhi’s son as Rahul Gandhi instead Pappu when shown his picture in general knowledge test. To the great disappointment of Mr Khurana and Mrs Khurana – their son Rahul (not to be confused with Pappu) recognized a man with Sonia Gandhi in a test picture as Rahul Gandhi instead Pappu.
“We both have ambitious dreams as Rahul Gandhi. We had put in lot of efforts in preparing our child for this interview. We always wanted him to study at Doon school. We had this dream of a child who would be groomed at doon school. Our dream was the only common factor between us that led us fall in love and get married.” Mr and Mrs Khurana expressed their sorrow and disappointment. “We even named him Rahul after Rahul Gandhi who is Doon school alumni. Now we will have to scarifies our dream just like Rahul Gandhi and so our marriage.”
When approached by media over this rejection, Doon school management took a firm stand. “So what Rahul Gandhi is a product of this institution? We agree that boy was showing excellent smartness when he pointed out gravity movie as a practical application of escape velocity of Jupiter. But once he recognized Rahul Gandhi as Rahul Gandhi and not Pappu, we lost all our expectations from his IQ. Entire nation knows him as Pappu. We maintain a great competency level and ensure the best of the aptitude in every candidate that we offer admission to. By allowing a boy as dumb as this, we are risking reputation of our teachers. The entire staff of Doon school will end up educating him !”
Sonia Gandhi offered her consolation from unknown hospital in US while being treated for unknown illness. “I can feel what those parents are going through. My son Rahul was also denied admission in the same Doon school when he said India is bigger than United States and Europe put together. Later I had to make his aptitude test files disappear the same way coal block allocation files went missing. I wish I can help Mr and Mrs Khurana but nowadays – unlike PMO, doon school is fully automated and accounted for like Gujarat government.”
Meanwhile, Modi government has offered their responsibility to educate Rahul. “Gujarat has a legacy of business sense. We sure can make a great business intellect out of Rahul doesn’t matter how pappu he is.”