“Escape velocity of Jupiter is all I needed to make a dent in the universe.” – said a dalit villager after releasing himself from all knots with Sandra Bullock to save her life post calamities at International Space Station.
The dalit villager Nattha Das Manekpuri – whom history will forever remember as first dalit to reach outer space with escape velocity of Jupiter – was observed last at orbit of about 559 kilometers away from the Earth while he credited Rahul Gandhi for his achievement. He said – “If Rahul Gandhi hadn’t enlightened me about escape velocity of Jupiter, I’d still be a lost and slow dalit soul stuck to the earth.”
“I am not a slave of the earth’s gravity anymore!” He added and bid farewell to Sandra Bullock.
“I was taken aback by his first looks when he arrived to rescue me. I was not able to escape from malfunctioning international space station as I had no idea that I needed escape velocity of Jupiter and I was expecting a prince as charming as Rahul Gandhi to bring me back to the earth. Nevertheless, I could see Rahul Gandhi in Nattha who gave me second life.”
NASA and MIT affirmed concept of escape velocity and praised Rahul Gandhi for putting it at a good use. “We have never witnessed a common man reaping benefits of our research. We thank Rahul Gandhi for making us matter even after US government shut us down.”
Meanwhile, Rajesh Roshan has accused congress government for making a big issue out of escape velocity. “My son has used the same concept to fight the evil since past two Krish movies. How does that matter if he is not dalit? he has inspired many Indians !”.
Alfonso Cuarón from hollywood also thanked Rahul Gandhi and Nattha Das Manekpuri for taking this giant leap and giving him opportunity to create a 3D movie out of it. “Without Nattha’s courage, we would have never been able to shoot gravity movie. I have expressed my gratitude by arranging a special IMAX screening in 3D at Washington which Sonia Gandhi has promised to attend. She is just waiting for her next sneeze that will lead her to be admitted in hospital in United States.”
Following up on this story of escape velocity, Arnab Goswami has posed questions to Nattha demanding an answer that who funded his leap of faith to outer space. “The nation wants to know. Why he chose escape velocity of Jupiter when there are millions of slow dalits trapped by gravity of the earth.”