After union minister Kapil Sibal challenged Narendra Modi to debate, he has extended this challenge to everyone by inviting everyone to debate with him over anything at anytime in anyplace. Participants will be able to choose the topic for debate and also language in which he wishes to debate.
“All you need is an aadhaar card !” – added Kapil Sibal after challenging the entire world for a debate. “I love debates. I am open to use any language from Hindi, English, sign languages and languages used by chimps or even terrorists. I hereby summon everyone – especially Arnab Goswami and Rajdeep Sardesai to join me in a debate. I am ready to take on any question on behalf of UPA government from any field as long as it’s not hurting UPA’s image or challenge my zero loss theory. I will soon publish a list of suggested topics if you can not come up with any.”
“I have even thought of a panel who will be the judge.” – said Digvijay Singh when media approached him for a comment. “I have appointed myself, Karan Johar and Kapil Sharma to enact as judge for Kapil Sibal’s debate. The entire debate will be posted live on social media once we filter the content out based on Kapil Sibal’s policy.”
A group of drunkards from chandani bar have approached Kapil Sibal’s office with subject of item numbers to take up the debate challenge put up by Kapil Sibal. They have been asked to stay in queue and wait for their chance as Kapil Sibal’s office has already received multiple applications from homeless donkeys and existing Aakash tablets.